If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
