bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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