i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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