I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Mom said you looked used
foreskin is a definite game changer
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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