Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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