So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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