I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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