omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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