i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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