you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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