check it out our google latitudes are spooning
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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