Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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