Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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