their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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