and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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