You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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