ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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