i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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