whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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