you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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