I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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