im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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