yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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