I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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