I need to stop coming to work sober
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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