Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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