My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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