Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
How's work?
Spinning.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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