dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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