after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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