Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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