I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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