why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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