I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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