Me too!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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