I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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