i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize