Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My penis needs a shock collar
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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