is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
