If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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