Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
