Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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