So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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