He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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