just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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