She said her name was "party"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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