Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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