was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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