I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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