sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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