she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
this hospital has no fireball
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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