Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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