it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm both gender and math confused
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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