Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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