I just made out with a guy for $7.
Your dad touched me again.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Is it because I queefed?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
