I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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