i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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