Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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